Milo is quick, nosy, and structurally incapable of walking past unattended cheese. He lives here now — on this website, mostly airborne, mostly chasing wedges.
Everything you need to know before scrolling further.
Top speed is reached instantly and maintained until cheese, a wall, or a nap intervenes.
Every box, bag, and cupboard is a personal invitation. He accepts all of them.
Gouda, Gruyère, the plastic-wrapped kind from the fridge door — Milo does not discriminate.
Three photos and one video, all fully unedited and completely trustworthy.
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