A small mouse.
A big cheese problem.

Milo is quick, nosy, and structurally incapable of walking past unattended cheese. He lives here now — on this website, mostly airborne, mostly chasing wedges.

Milo the mouse balancing a wedge of cheese on his head, winking

Three facts about Milo

Everything you need to know before scrolling further.

Fast, for no reason

Top speed is reached instantly and maintained until cheese, a wall, or a nap intervenes.

Endlessly curious

Every box, bag, and cupboard is a personal invitation. He accepts all of them.

Cheese-obsessed

Gouda, Gruyère, the plastic-wrapped kind from the fridge door — Milo does not discriminate.

Want proof he's real?

Three photos and one video, all fully unedited and completely trustworthy.

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